A World Leader in Cosmetic Transplants of Internal Organs

PictureA UWT doctor recruiting a potential student
The University of Western Topeka Health System is the official name of the soon-to-be-established University of Western Topeka College of Medicine. Our experts' particular area of specialty is the cosmetic transplant of internal organs. If your unattractive pancreas is impacting your love life, get in touch with us today! Included in the cost of each surgery is a free vacation in Nicaragua, where the operation is performed by UWT-authorized medical professionals (transportation and lodging is provided for the patient and one guest).
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